Scary stuff. What could be worse, from a liberal elitist's point of view, than Alabama, land of flag-waving, pickup-driving, Skynyrd-playing rednecks? So abandon your modern ways, Pennsylvanians! Throw away your car keys, unplug your appliances, climb up in a tree, and pray Gaia forgives your sins! After all, it's up to you to determine the weather — and you sure wouldn't want it to be warm like it is in Alabama.
On a more somber note, Brian Hill of the Pennsylvania Environmental Council is pleased to announce that legislation to address climate issues has been introduced, and the governor plans to announce a climate change strategy.
We have no control over the climate, but we are perfectly capable of destroying the economy in the name of moonbattery.
Drink the Kool-Aid, Pennsylvanians — or your state will turn into Alabama.
